Ugh...

I used to think Crash Bandicoot was pretty cool. Not Sonic-cool by any means, but sure as hell cooler than Mario. Looking back on this fact today, it really bugs me. I still like him today, but for completely different reasons. Back in the day, he was somewhat of a role model and the definition of "cool", but today I just kinda like the idea of playing as a retarded rodent wearing shorts.

I've been meaning to get one of the recent crash games to see if they hold up to the old ones. I have no idea if there's any real quality behind them, but since they keep releasing games, I guess they must sell pretty good.